Monday, August 23, 2010

Films of the Summer


After some proding from his mother, an 18-year-old Andy (John Morris) contemplates the fate of his f
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After some proding from his mother, an 18-year-old Andy (John Morris) contemplates the fate of his favorite childhood toys before departing for college.
Dom Cobb (Leonardo DiCaprio) is hired by corporations to use his unique abilities to enter the subco
Stephen Vaughan/Courtesy Warner Bros. Pictures/MCT
Dom Cobb (Leonardo DiCaprio) is hired by corporations to use his unique abilities to enter the subconcious of rivals’ while they dream to steal their business secrets.

Top 5 worst
5. Charlie St. Cloud

The annoyingly-aggressive marketing campaign for this film gave away the 

4. Prince of Persiaentire plot. Zac Efron plays Charlie, a talented sailor whose brother dies in a car accident.
Not to worry, because Charlie just happens to have the ability to see dead people. They play catch and make corny jokes every day until Charlie meets a girl. Now he must balance his time between the two and deal with his guilt. Even teenage girls obsessed with Efron will struggle to sit through this movie.
Jake Gyllenhaal and Jerry Bruckheimer didn’t even threaten to reach the already low glass ceiling for movies based on video games. The story is weak, the dialogue is cheesy and the special effects are far from believable.
Viewers would be better off renting the “Prince of Persia” games for the mildly entertaining cut scenes. Bruckheimer is lucky to have the “Pirates of the Caribbean” franchise to fall back on.
3. Sex and the City 2
Sadly, “Prince of Persia” was not the worst desert-based movie this summer. Sarah Jessica Parker and company teamed up again for this disaster. Making one feature-length film after the popular TV series ended bordered on greedy.
Filming a sequel set mostly in Abu Dhabi was beyond ignorant. And producing a final cut that was more than two-hours long was just plain cruel.
2. Jonah Hex
After turning her back on the “Transformers” franchise that made her famous, Megan Fox starred in her biggest flop since “Jennifer’s Body.” The weeks of filming in tight corsets hardly seem worth it since the film grossed nearly $40 million less than its budget.
As fake as it looked, Josh Brolin’s makeup was sadly the coolest part of the movie. James Cameron could write better dialogue than the garb in “Jonah Hex,” which gives “Wild, Wild West” legitimate competition for the worst western of all time. John Wayne must be turning in his grave.
1. The Last Airbender
Despite M. Night Shamalan’s consistent decline, Viacom dumped $150 million into the production of “The Last Airbender” and another $130 million into marketing. The movie severely disappointed fans of the cartoon it is based on and simply bored everyone else.
The main draw was supposed to be the 3D effects, but they were added in post-production and were as laughable as the dialogue. The film has made back the marketing budget and nothing more, exiting a majority of theaters after less than two months. It’s only a matter of time before plans of a trilogy are officially scrapped.
10. Cyrus
John C. Reilly and Jonah Hill take advantage of their rare turn in lead roles, battling for the affection of Molly (Marisa Tomei). Reilly plays her love interest John and Hill is her overprotective son Cyrus.
The dark comedy delves into drama more than expected. However, the back-and-forth between Reilly and Hill is the main draw of the film.
9. Salt
The storyline is improbable, bordering on absurd, but the film’s plot twists keep it interesting. In one of the weaker summer movie seasons in years, the resulting clunky storyline is still good enough to crack the Top 10.
Angelina Jolie capably handled the lead role of Evelyn Salt that was originally intended for Tom Cruise (as Edwin Salt). Liev Schreiber’s quality acting is appreciated but unnecessary in a film that’s main draw is the obnoxiously fast-paced plot.
8. Dinner for Schmucks
Steve Carell and Paul Rudd provide their usual typecast rolls. Carell is a painfully awkward doofus who you love to pity. Rudd is a snarky jerk who gradually develops a heart. Zach Galifianakis (The Hangover) and Jermaine Clement (Flight of the Conchords) help distract from the mediocre script with amusing supporting roles.
The movie succeeds under the mindset of “if it isn’t broke, don’t fix it,” but could have been so much more if it had let loose and taken risks.
7. The Expendables
Combining nearly every action star in existence led to a predictably ridiculous yet wildly entertaining film. Summer movies are all about escapism. The numerous explosions and high-octane violence of “The Expendables” makes it worth seeing in theaters.
Sylvester Stallone is no Martin Scorsese, but the movie is a purely guilty pleasure. With 610 years between them, the average age of the 12 “action stars” is more than 50 years old. Stallone is the oldest at 64 while Jason Statham is the youngest at the ripe age of 37.
6. Iron Man 2
With the Exception of 2008’s “The Dark Knight,” it’s nearly impossible for super-hero sequels to exceed the original, and “Iron Man 2” falls into this trap. Robert Downey Jr. provides plenty of the expected ego and sarcasm as Tony Stark, but the less-than-stellar plot and lack of a truly engaging battle scene limit the movie’s potential.
However, “Iron Man 2” was plenty entertaining and a solid way to open the summer movie season. Don Cheadle was an upgrade over Terrence Howard as Lt. Col. James Rhodes, who becomes Iron Man’s sidekick War Machine.
5. The Other Guys
Will Ferrell and “Anchorman” director Adam McKay team up for their fourth film. Falling somewhere below 2007’s “Hot Fuzz” and above 2010’s “Cop Out” in the spectrum of buddy cop comedies, Ferrell’s latest is just funny enough to be memorable.
Mark Wahlberg is hardly a comedic actor, but his usual typecast role of cranky detective was all McKay asked of him. While Ferrell’s character is timid rather than arrogant for the first time with McKay, he’s still as zany as ever. It’s no “Anchorman,” but still offers plenty of laughs.
4. Despicable Me
If it weren’t for the nostalgia of Toy Story, this would be the best animated movie of the summer. Steve Carell and Jason Segal, the stars of the film, were essentially nonessential.
The minions drove the comedy with their nonsensical language and wily antics, while Agnes stole the scenes with her adorable nature. The clip of her saying “It’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!” has yet to get old despite many viewings on YouTube.
3. The Kids Are All Right
Lisa Cholodenko directed and co-wrote this early Oscar favorite, banking on her experience raising a son with her partner.
Annette Bening and Julianne Moore provide convincing chemistry as a married couple in Southern California with two teenage children. The indie film presents just the right ratio of comedy to drama, leaning decidedly on the comedy.
Mark Ruffalo provides plenty of that as the biological father of the two children. “The Kids Are All Right” is an insightful look into the non-traditional family that smartly relies heavily on the characters.
2. Toy Story 3
Pixar films are always based around emotion and character development, so having three movies and 15 years to work with made the Toy Story trilogy truly remarkable. The closing scenes of “Toy Story 3” are somehow more touching than the opening scenes in 2009’s “Up.”
Pixar managed the rare feat of ending the series in a way that was universally embraced by fans. While there will not be a fourth feature-length movie, the characters will live on in Pixar’s short films. With a domestic gross of more than $403 million, “Toy Story 3” just passed 2002’s “Spider-Man” as the No. 9 film on the all-time earnings list.
1. Inception
Director Christopher Nolan took his trend of mind-bending films to unparalleled heights this summer with “Inception.” In his first film since “The Dark Knight,” he exchanged his time-jumping mechanics from films like “Memento” and “The Prestige” for the dream-invading plot of the summer’s biggest blockbuster.
Despite being his first film to extensively utilize CGI, “Inception” maintained Nolan’s reputation for high aesthetic appeal with brilliantly imaginative visuals. Leonardo DiCaprio is unlikely to win best actor this year, but was solid in his role as the angst-ridden dream invader Don Cobb.
To carry the complex story, Nolan properly utilized a solid supporting cast of Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ellen Page and Cillian Murphy, among others. The nearly infinite possible interpretations of what actually happened in the movie led to multiple viewings from many patrons. As a result, “Inception” has grossed more than $260 million in just six weeks, spending its first three as the No. 1 film. Nolan is quickly establishing himself as one of the top directors of this generation.

The Ten Summer 2010 Movies We're Most Excited to See

Believe it or not, the summer movie season is right around the corner. With only a few weeks to go, we're busy planning our extensive movie coverage for May-August 2010 and trying to determine what's going to work and what's going to suck. The bad news? It looks like there will be a lot more suck this summer season than usual. Maybe you’ll have more time to get outside. In fact, we can't remember a summer less exciting than this one in a long time – so much so that it was actually difficult to come up with a top ten list that truly could be four-star caliber. The list of movies that could populate "Movies We're LEAST Excited to See" could be just as long. (As for what would make that list, we can only dread Sex and the City 2 more if it were in 3D, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse is unlikely to suck any less than the first two, a remake of The Karate Kid sounds like torture, we're totally ambivalent about another Shrekmovie even existing, M. Night Shyamalan has a lot to prove with The Last Airbender, there's a damn Marmaduke movie on the way, and, oh yeah, there's a Step Up movie in 3D this summer. Now awful in three dimensions!)

As for that gray area of “question mark” titles, films that could be surprisingly good or could be total junk, there are a few potential stand-outs includingGeorge A. Romero's Survival of the Dead (5/28), Grown Ups (6/25), The Other Guys (8/6), and Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (5/28). And there are at least four titles that might as well have the words "guilty pleasure" on their poster including Piranha 3-D (8/27), The A-Team (6/11), Predators (7/9), andThe Expendables (8/20).

What does that leave? A few movies well worth marking the calendar for and a few question marks that have snuck their way into a top ten they'd be nowhere near in recent summers. (All plots courtesy of IMDB, which means they were likely provided by the individual studios.)

The 10 Most Anticipated Summer Movies of 2010

Let’s face it, every year there’s only a handful of movies that everyone who dares call himself a fanboy is dying to see. 2010 is no exception, with titles like “Iron Man 2″, “Prince of Persia”, and “Jonah Hex” on the slate, to name just three. Here is our extremely early preview of the 10 movies you should be keeping an eye on and we’ll be following very closely ahead of their Summer 2010 launch. Some are more fanboyish than others, but they’re all definitely intriguing.
The “Twilight” franchise? No interest whatsoever. David Slade directing another vampire movie? Oh hell yeah. As if Summit Entertainment’s “Twilight” franchise needed new injections of blood into its already impressive fanbase, the third part in the series, “Eclipse” got it anyway when the producers hired David Slade (“30 Days of Night”) to take a stab at darkening up the teen angst vampire series. Of course, it remains to be seen how dark the studio will allow Slade to go, but you have to figure that even if he’s restrained, Slade will probably end up making the most non-Twilighter friendly movie of the bunch. You may have been going out of your way to avoid the franchise before, but this may be your way in. I hear girls love the series. Now you can pretend you like it too, and you won’t be telling a complete lie just to get in her pants. Complete Movie Preview
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9. Jonah Hex (June 18)
Serious actor guy Josh Brolin slips on the comic book movie boots for an old fashioned Wild West showdown — complete with a trampy Megan Fox and a villainous John Malkovich in the sidecar. Tell me you ain’t tempted and I’m calling you a liar. The film hit a bump or two on its road to being realized, but one thing’s for sure — it’s going to prove Josh Brolin’s bankability as a movie star. He’s either a very good actor, period, or he’s a good actor who also happens to be a movie star. “Jonah Hex” will tell the tale. And besides, how long has it been since we’ve been treated to a good ol fashion Western shoot’em up with a Hollywood budget? Throw in some supernatural curve balls and the film’s comic book roots, and like the leading man’s face, there won’t be a whole lot of “typical” in this one, folks. Complete Movie Preview
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8. Robin Hood (May 14)
When Ridley Scott and Russell Crowe get together as director and star, and without the confines of a “romantic plot” to get in the way, things usually turn out pretty good. The latest collaboration for the “Gladiator” duo is a re-imagining of the Robin Hood legend, which in this case seems to be translated into a grittier, more badass Sherwood avenger. Add in Cate Blanchett, Mark Strong, Vanessa Redgrave, and William Hurt, and the filmmakers are clearly stacking the deck with unquestioned talent. Even if Crowe completely whiffs on the Robin Hood part, this is Ridley Scott we’re talking about. The man was born to make epic movies where people are trying to take each other’s heads off with broadswords. “Robin Hood” should be no exception. Complete Movie Preview
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Give them credit: Michael Bay’s Platinum Dunes boys know how to remake a horror franchise. Or at least, cater to the new breed of horror movie fans. Their latest is “A Nightmare on Elm Street”, and they’ve recruited a fanboy favorite in Jackie Earle Haley to play the lead and music video veteran Samuel Bayer to present the film’s sure-to-be fantastic visuals. The rest of the cast is unimportant, as they’ll either end up dead in the movie or in subsequent sequels. The trick to remaking a franchise like “Nightmare” is to keep as much of the original as possible, like the killer’s iconic image, while still offering up something new in terms of various tweaks. The announcement of an official MPAA rating for the movie should put to bed the question of whether this will be a gruesome horror movie or a PG-13 friendly waste of time. At this point, it could go either way. Complete Movie Preview
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Jake Gyllenhaal as the leading man of a Disney action-adventure franchise? Are you kidding me? What have you been smoking? Of course, that’s probably what they were saying about Johnny Depp when he slapped on the mascara for the first “Pirates of the Caribbean” movie. As Jack Sparrow proves, a good actor is a good actor, and Jake Gyllenhaal is most definitely a good actor. Plus, have you seen the shape he’s in? Holy cow. The videogame background will be lost on 99% of the people who pony up to see this movie, and that’s just how Disney wants it. The film, the first of a potentially lucrative franchise from uber producer Jerry Bruckheimer, promises sweeping romance, epic and sprawling action, comedy, and plenty of fantastical elements. Basically, “Pirates of the Caribbean” on sand.Complete Movie Preview
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5. The A-Team (June 11)
Maybe it’s just my childhood talking, but the idea of seeing a contemporary take on “The A-Team” makes me giddy all over. The fact that Joe Carnahan, a master of wanton cinematic mayhem is directing, gives me great confidence that even if this thing turns out to be a total abortion, at least the action will be first-rate. Then you add in the casting of Liam Neeson as Hannibal, Bradley Cooper as Faceman, Sharlto Copley as Murdock, and Quinton Rampage Jackson as — okay, three out of four ain’t bad. From everything I’ve seen of the movie so far, it looks like Carnahan knows where his bread is buttered — it’s all about the action, stupid. And come on, they even brought back the van! The van!Complete Movie Preview
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4. Clash of the Titans (March 26)
Current Hollywood “It” Aussie Sam Worthington leads the charge into Summer with Louis Leterrier’s “Clash of the Titans” remake. Worthington has the marquee, but there is a pretty fantastic cast here, including Liam Neeson, Gemma Arterton, Alexa Davalos, Danny Huston, Jason Flemyng, and the criminally underappreciated Mads Mikkelsen. While the concept intrigues me (I’m a sucker for swords and sandals movie, then you add in Medusa and Gods? How could I resist?), the first teaser trailer gives me pause. Leterrier has never been a particularly cerebral director, and one can only hope that he has maintained some of the charm and wonder of the original, and not sold out completely for Hollywood flash and sex appeal. Complete Movie Preview
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3. The Expendables (August 22)
Jet Li. Sylvester Stallone. Jason Statham. Dolph Lundgren. Mickey Rourke. And cameos from Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis. What the hell else do you need to be convinced that “The Expendables” has the potential to be the best time you’ll have at the movies in 2010? A sure-fire slam-bang, shoot’em-up, blow’em-up action movie from beginning to end, with just enough “story” to convince you it’s not just a bunch of action movie guys getting together to blow shit up. Which, essentially, that’s what this movie is. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. The only bump in the road I can see is if Stallone acquiesce to studio pressure (should there be any) and tones down the violence for a PG-13. That might just be one obstacle even the film’s abundant men of action can’t overcome. Complete Movie Preview
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2. Inception (July 16)
How could you not be on pins and needles to see what Christopher Nolan has cooked up as his follow-up to “The Dark Knight”? The film will, in all likelihood, arrive in theaters with a healthy dose of cloak and dagger concerning its plot, and for good reason. “Inception” boasts a who’s who of great actors, including star Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ellen Page, Cillian Murphy, and Michael Caine. The plot has been under wraps since the film was announced, and remains so today. Of course, this being the Internet age, if you really wanted to know what “Inception” was about you could have Googled it and found out in a matter of minutes. But don’t do that. Remember when you saw Nolan’s “Memento” for the first time, not having known anything about it going in? “Inception” promises to have a similarly rewarding experience for the viewer who goes into it with a blank slate. Complete Movie Preview
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1. Iron Man 2 (May 7, 2010)
This is a no-brainer, right? The first “Iron Man” movie was one of the most critically acclaimed and fanboy-loved comic book movie adaptation of all time, and the filmmakers didn’t know what they were doing back then! This time around, they actually do. Jon Favreau struck gold with the first, from the left field casting of Robert Downey Jr. to the film’s surprisingly brilliant blend of comedy, action, and Origins Story of Tony Stark and his eventual awakening as Ol Shellhead. In “Iron Man 2″ (no gratuitous subtitles, apparently), Iron Man has been outed, a new villain arises, and the Black Widow makes trouble in the background. And oh yeah, War Machine makes his appearance, probably towards the end of the movie. Plus, all the major creative elements return in front and behind the camera. “Iron Man 2″ is going to break the bank — it’s just a question of how much. Complete Movie Preview
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Honorable Mentions:
“The Last Airbender” – M. Night Shyamalan steps out of his comfort zone to give epic action moviemaking a try. There is real potential to be hit and miss here. Either M. Night revitalizes his career, or it just sinks lower. Complete Movie Preview
“The Losers” – An adaptation of a comic book you probably never heard of. The film will live and die by its trailer. The lack of a big name star will keep it on the down low for most of the year, and opening in the same month as “Iron Man 2″, the latest “Shrek”, and “Prince of Persia” isn’t going to help, either. Complete Movie Preview
“Salt” – Angelina Jolie tries to open an action movie by her little lonesome. The trailer looks excellent, but can Angelina Jolie actually open a movie? We’ll see. Complete Movie Preview
“Resident Evil: Afterlife” – The latest in the never-say-die zombie horror franchise. Everyone’s back, plus some new faces, but only fans of the franchise will be hitting theaters for this one.